I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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