It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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