My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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