so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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