is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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