chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Randomize
