AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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