he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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