Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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