Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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