whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
smell my finger.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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