rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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