there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
there was a trapeze. enough said
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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