I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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