I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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