How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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