i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
