Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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