HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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