i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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