"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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