My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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