you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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