I bet he comes in French.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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