dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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