yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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