Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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