normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
A+ Viking dick
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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