So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
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