is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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