We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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