I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just took my morning after pill in the library
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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