so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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