Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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