The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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