Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
