Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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