my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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