R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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