You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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