It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
