I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Randomize
