Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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