I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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