Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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