You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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