Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
wow bdsm is so cute
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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