He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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