I wish i was in the wii world.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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