In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
