Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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